Engineer Humor

Definition of AlGoreithm (n: al-gor-ith-m):

Any method of computation or calculation performed repeatedly until a desired result is produced.

Media Incompetence

If passenger jetliners were engineered, manufactured, and piloted with the same amount of incompetence that we see in the news media, there would be planes falling out of the sky every day!

The Democrat March Towards Socialism and Beyond

If the Democrats are in power long enough, everything will be either prohibited or mandatory!

Blessings

Al Gore was on a walk when he met George Bush, who was smiling and filled with joy. George greeted Al warmly, saying, "Hi, Al! How are you?"

Al frowned, put a scowl on his face, and replied, "I'm miserable. What are you so happy about?"

George explained that he had counted his blessings, and he realized that he has many reasons to be happy.

Al became furious and shouted, "I demand a manual recount!"

Gerrymandering

In Gerrymandered election districts, the voters don't choose their politicians - the politicians choose their voters!

Jesse Jackson

Q: How do you make Jesse Jackson go away after he has overstayed his welcome?
A: Turn off the television cameras!
 

Q: Who made the following statement in October or November, 2000:

         "There's more with Gore! Stay out the Bushes!"

        1)  Rush Limbaugh
        2)  Dr. Laura Slessinger
        3)  A Hollywood celebrity
        4)  A union organizer
        5)  Senator Ted Kennedy
        6)  An eight year old child
        7)  A five year old child
        8)  Jesse Jackson

A: 8) - Jesse Jackson

Political Correctness

Reason given to a university professor for not allowing him to teach a course on political correctness and the chilling affect feminism and other political movements have created on free speech:

"We forbid any course which teaches that we restrict freedom of speech."

Patriotic Anarchist

Q:  What does a patriotic anarchist say?
A:  "No government is better than our government!"